Preschoolers are amusing little creatures. I think any preschooler would make a great lawyer! No offense to lawyers intended, it’s just that these little people have a way of arguing around a point until your own point is virtually pointless.
Logical preschooler: Mommy, can I go play outside?
Me: No honey, not right now. You can go play after one when it’s not so hot anymore.
Logical preschooler: But I can put my hat on.
Me: No sweetie, it’s too hot.
Logical preschooler: I can put on my hat and sunscreen.
Me: No angel, still too hot.
Logical preschooler: I can put on my hat, some sunscreen and my sunglasses.
Me: No baby.
Logical preschooler: I can put on my hat, some sunscreen, my sunglasses AND I’ll play in the shade. You can relax and read your book. Now, that is a great deal, admit it Mom!
MOM 0 / PRESCHOOLER: 1